Thursday, October 8, 2009

11:00 AM. October 8th. The prelude

Just a couple of quick thoughts before heading out to Columbia for tonights game between the Tigers and the fighting Pelini's of Nebraska.
The line has risen to 3 1/2 points in favor of the Huskers.  That means a record number of hicks have taken out title loans on their combines.  It's not surprising to me that the Kansas City media are picking Nebraska to win this game.  Falling into the same trap over and over is what they do best.  Soren Petro from Sports Radio 810 just picked the Huskers in a rout.  He can place that next to his prediction of an Illinois rout in week one and shove both of them up his fat ass for all I care. 
I listened to Scott Pollard call into Between the Lines to jump Kevin Keitzman's behind yesterday for having the audacity to include his name in the latest suspicious story to come out of lawrence, kansas.  Seems one of the Morris twins was involved in an accident in a vehicle that was registered to Pollard, which would be an NCAA infraction.  (A booster loaning a car to an athlete)  Pollard called in and stated that the vehicle had been sold to Tayshawn (broken finger) Taylor in July.  Now why the Kansas highway patrol didn't have updated information on the cars owner remains a mystery.  It was funny however listening to Keitzman, the former Shawnee Mission cheerleader run Pollard over the coals once he lost his temper.  Typical beaker.  Run your mouth until it appears an altercation is imminent and then fold like a cheap lawnchair.
My predictions were made earlier this week.  Since that time, we've discovered that tonights game will likely be played in a driving rainstorm, and that Oklahoma State's star receiver, Dez Bryant has been suspended for the season for lying to the NCAA.  This may effect both games, but I'm going to hold with both predictions.  What the hell, I'm just guessing anyway.
Those of you heading to Columbia tonight for the game, drive safe and do your best to stay dry.  And to you husker and jayhawk fans.  Eat shit. 

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